Bar lamentary erections

There will be no booze in Thailand on Sunday. This sometimes happens on Royal or Religious holidays but usually on the stroke of midnight the beer starts flowing again. It also happens during elections and there is one of those in Thailand this weekend. But this time the beer wont start flowing until Monday morning. Which isn’t very useful if you are a bar owner or a bargirl, it all means money not earned.

Last Friday and Saturday were dry too, this was preliminary vote held for those who could not get back to their home province in order to cast their ballot. It was horrible. There were a few bars open but all they could sell you was coke and bottled water. Now that is not want you want on the last weekend before Christmas.

This Sunday it’s the main election day and I have taken precautions. I have two cases of Beerlao, two bottles of tequila and a Santa hat. I have also made an agreement with four dancing ladies from a popular bar in Soi Cowboy for them to come round and dance naked in my apartment for really quite moderate fee. I even have a pole for them to dance around ahem hem hem.