Singapore girl“What are you going to Singapore for?” I was asked, “It’s totally boring, even chewing gum is banned. How much fun do you think you can have there?”

“Lots.” I said

It’s true, chewing gum is banned. Singing ‘Puff the Magic Dragon’ is forbidden, at least in public, certain other types of felony will get you an official rattan spanking and drug trafficking carries a mandatory death sentence.

It doesn’t sound like a fun place but, having said that, none of the above mentioned misdemeanours hold any interest for me anyway.

What does interest me is the fact that in the small city state of just 4 million people there is a wide range of some of the best restaurants you could hope to feed in, four excellent micro-breweries (a fifth is just being built) and prostitution is legal. I’ll repeat that; prostitution is legal.

singaporeNow eating, drinking and fucking are three of my favourite hobbies so it seems to me that a fair amount of fun can indeed be had there.

Ladies of the night are supposed carry a yellow health card and ply their trade in designated zones such as Geylang and Deskar Road. But they have a terrible sense of geography and it’s quite common to find them streetwalking along the Tanglin end of Orchard Road and at the bars and discos of Orchard Towers. Otherwise known as The Four Floors of Whores.

By day it looks rather like a low rent shopping mall and there are in fact a number of shops and businesses operating there. There are two buildings connected by a 1st floor footbridge. Most of the action takes place in the front building where there are about a dozen bars and discos.

They all spring to life at about 8.30-9.00pm. You can find girls from all over Asia though Thai and Malaysian are the most numerous. You’ll also find a generous sprinkling of Thai ladyboys.

For those that just can’t wait there are a number of massage parlours that will help to soothe a nagging erection.

I lay back on the white towel and opened my eyes, “And where are you from?” I asked. She climbed across me, kissed my nose and gently closed my eyes again with her fingertips. “Malaysia”, she whispered, as her hot tight Malaysian pussy wrapped itself around me.