Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

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First Innings: Have you ever licked your monitor? I nearly did, just now. I had a picture of Asha Kumara’s pussy filling the entire screen, and it’s a big screen. Her pussy looks good even from over the other side of the room but I had my nose about two inches from it. I could see the texture of her skin, blue polished fingertips clasping at her bum.

It is a great picture. My eyes traced every curve, I tried to imagine the scent of her skin, I swear I heard her giggle softly as she felt the tickle of my breath on the back of her thighs … and then I snapped out of my reverie.

The picture comes from a set called Cricket Cutie. Cricket is a noble sport and one of Asha’s favourites. It also provides the epithets needed to describe my condition; I was bowled over, knocked for six. I admired her delicious crease and then … ahem, I found myself on a rather sticky wicket.

Second Innings: In India folks are as obsessed with cricket as I am with sex but for, the life of me, I couldn’t figure out what the outfit she was wearing in that set had to do with cricket. I’ll defer to her superior knowledge on that, the important thing was that she took it off and showed me her pussy.

There are lots of pictures of Asha’s pussy in the members area. They are a generous 1600×1066 pixels and are all beautifully shot. Indeed all the pictures are beautifully shot and capture the sequence of events, as she strips off, without ever becoming too repetitive.

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Miki is an absolute sweetie! Some Chinese working girls can be so businesslike that is feels a bit like going to the supermarket. They slide your bacon over the barcode reader, put it in the bag, take your money and done.

Not Miki. The first time I went to see her she was wearing black high heeled boots, black fishnet stockings, tiny black hot-pants and a tight black singlet with no bra underneath. She was also wearing a smile so bright that I swear, had the Hong Kong grid suddenly failed, no one would have noticed the lights go out.

She closed the door behind us and said “Where you from?” I told her and said “Good, you look like Ricky Martin” and with that she stabbed her finger at the ceiling wiggled her sweet little hips and went off, giggling, to run the shower. Now I don’t look even slightly like Ricky Martin but I figured she meant it as a compliment.

Miki works out of an apartment in a scruffy corner of downtown Hong Kong, she told me she was 20 years old and that she came from Shenzhen, which is the town directly opposite Hong Kong on the mainland China side.

“Ooh, too big” She said as she soaped me up and slithered against me in the shower.

“What’s too big?” I asked.

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.I hope you folks all have a good one and remember, peace and goodwill should be extended to all mankind for the whole year. And you can rest assured I will spend the coming year extending a peice of my good will to as much of womankind as I possibly can.

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Santa’s little helper here is Chinese and she has the most delicious shaved pussy. Click on the image to see it.

Now I know what it feels like to be a christmas tree, to have something cute and colourful dangling off every branch. I’d asked four bargirls, since the bar was going to be closed for the election, to come and dance naked in my living room. They’d agreed because it was the only way they were going to be earning any money that night.

I got in a case of Beerlao and a couple of bottles of tequila in anticipation. They arrived an hour late with one extra lady in tow. They also brought an enormous amount of som tam, a ferociously spicy green papaya salad, and loads of other foody-snacky things. They helped themselves to tequila’s, sprites, tucked in and generally made themselves feel at home.

They also took great delight in feeding me. They know that I like spicy Thai food but still, they never seem to get tired of spooning som tam into me. I think they are secretly disappointed, they want to see me run around the room in panic and try to douse the flames with enormous quantities of beer. But I really like spicy food, especially som tam.

It was while I was being fed that one of the girls found my mor lam cd’s. Mor lam is a musical style from the north east of Thailand. It is rooted in folk traditions but the modern version is electric and is popular all over Thailand. She whipped out the cd that was playing and put it in and pressed play.

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There will be no booze in Thailand on Sunday. This sometimes happens on Royal or Religious holidays but usually on the stroke of midnight the beer starts flowing again. It also happens during elections and there is one of those in Thailand this weekend. But this time the beer wont start flowing until Monday morning. Which isn’t very useful if you are a bar owner or a bargirl, it all means money not earned.

Last Friday and Saturday were dry too, this was preliminary vote held for those who could not get back to their home province in order to cast their ballot. It was horrible. There were a few bars open but all they could sell you was coke and bottled water. Now that is not want you want on the last weekend before Christmas.

This Sunday it’s the main election day and I have taken precautions. I have two cases of Beerlao, two bottles of tequila and a Santa hat. I have also made an agreement with four dancing ladies from a popular bar in Soi Cowboy for them to come round and dance naked in my apartment for really quite moderate fee. I even have a pole for them to dance around ahem hem hem.

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