Archive for November, 2007
Monday, November 5th, 2007
Agony Uncle:
Seymour Totti’s tips for worried women
Because Seymour Totti is such a very gallant gent he frequently gets distressed damsels tugging at his belt buckle and wanting advice on how to handle their husbands in a whole range of situations. Here he calms their nerves and answers a few:
Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: Obviously […]
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Saturday, November 3rd, 2007
A pleasure doing business
“Seventy dollah - la”, she said.
“Seventy dollars and you love me long time?”, I queried.
“No la, seventy dollah I fuck you and go home. You want all night pay more money la.” The Singaporeans can be so business like at times. Except she wasn’t Singaporean. I’m not sure where she was from, she wouldn’t say. […]
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Friday, November 2nd, 2007
As if
The new double decker Airbus A380 is now winging passengers between Singapore and Sydney. For those with the inclination and enough cash to spare there are super first class cabins complete with double bed, a telly, champers and a liberal sprinkling of pink rose petals. But sex is not allowed.
According to Stephen Forshaw, an official […]
