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It appears that Santa’s familiar greeting could be confused with gangsta rap … in Australia at least. Sydney recruitment company Westaff have been advising this seasons crop of Santa’s to avoid using the time honoured “Ho, ho, ho” phrase because it could be offensive to women.

I’ve spent most of today trying to imagine what gangsta rap would sound like with an Australian accent. I also wondered if Westaff actually pay people to think of these things. Now my head hurts so I’m going to see a ho and then I’m going to get rat-arsed.