I’ve received numerous e-mails asking me about Thai massage. There appears to be some confusion as to what it really involves. Of course my first answer to that is go and experience it for yourself.

Now I’m sure you’ve all seen those books that have titles like “Five people you must do before you die”? Well, a Thai masseuse is two of them.

But before we get ahead of ourselves lets clear up the confusion. There are basically three types of massage that you can indulge in:

1. Thai traditional massage. Traditionally Thais are very conservative, nothing doing on the nookie front but the massage is quite good.

2. Herbal massage. You can smell the heady vapours as you walk past. Linger around outside for a minute or two and you’ll be able to clear your blocked nose. Rub that stuff on your dick and you’ll be joining the legions of exotic dancers in no time. That said, I have found a herbal massage parlour that offered me a two girl option over two hours with things like tea oil and coconut butter rubs as opposed to things that smell like Vick’s vapour rub. Nope I haven’t tried yet but it is only a matter of time. Check back often

3. Body massage. Ah now we are talking. Body massage or sometimes called soapy massage can take two forms. In some parlours there are extra large bath tubs that will
easily hold three people. The idea is that you and the girl or preferably girls that you have chosen all get naked and get in the tub together with loads of bubbles.

The other form is the famous air bed. In this case the bathtub is merely to help relieve you of the city’s sweat and grime.

In both cases the principal of the massage is the same, to massage your body with their bodies. In the tub this involves much thrashing and splashing around as they rub their soapy slithery boobs all over you. First on your neck and down your back and bum. They will pay special attention to massaging your cock, squeezing it between their boobs and sliding it down their tummy.

Next they rub you down using their bum and pussy. I’ve known numerous girls deliberately keep their pubes short and stubbly to act as a super sexy scrubbing brush.

Of course while all this is going on you are splashing around in the bubbles trying to grope whatever bits that they are not massaging you with. This only hinders them a little bit but it increases the fun.

On the air bed the routine is pretty similar. One thing that can be achieved, that is a bit harder in the tub, is the sandwich. The first girl slithers her body underneath yours while the second slithers on top and you all wriggle together in a sexy soapy mass.

Afterwards you’ll shower off the bubbles and repair to the bed where you have a better opportunity to explore their bodies. But it is at this point you are also faced with a dilemma. Which one do you fuck first. I usually let them decide happy in the knowledge that before my two hours is up I will have fucked both of them.

This is only an outline of the basic procedure I haven’t factored in the creativity of the individual girls.