According to it’s website Boost Plus contains 14 grams of high quality protein to help build muscles and skin. It also says it contains ‘molybdenum’, which helps turn iron into hemoglobin for making red blood cells.

According to Christopher Woods of New York it gave him an erection. One that would not go away!

Now, I’d no idea what molybdenum was so I consulted the oracle of profound knowledge, Wikipedia. Apparently it “is a chemical element in the periodic table with the symbol Mo and atomic number 42. It has the third highest melting point of any element, and for this reason it is often used in high-strength steel alloys.”

Well, I think that when you’ve got your knob reinforced with something like that it is time to party. Instead poor Chris Woods had an operation and is now suing the manufacturers of Boost, Novartis, for an undisclosed sum.

It would have been cheaper and more fun to just hop on a plane to Bangkok for a couple of weeks.

And that got me wondering. Viagra is notoriously inefficient when mixed with alcohol so I shall be ordering a case of Boost Plus and heading off to the Darling Massage Parlour for happy hour and then Patpong to test out some theories.

It’s all in the name of research!