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Back in September 2006 Ochi “Dainoji” Yosuke of Japan became the 11th World Air Guitar Champion. But Japan also has another Air Champion. A gentleman who goes by the name of Cobra is worlds first Air Sex Champion.

“Air sex was invented by guys who couldn’t get girlfriends, but desperately want to have sex,” J-Taro Sugisaku, the self-professed creator of air sex, tells Japan’s Weekly Playboy.

Just as air guitar is playing a non-existent guitar, air sex is fucking a non-existent partner. Technique is important but it can also be revealing. According to Sugisaku “Normally what happens with a display is that you perform the same way you normally would when having sex. I’ve seen guys who put on air sex shows that clearly display they’re still virgins. I’ve also seen other guys perform such incredibly authentic fake fellatio that nobody has been left in any doubt that they could only be bisexual.”

Cobra’s theory for successful air sex is that it involves more than just blowing. “On the day that I reached the top, the day I became world champion, I was thinking of my girlfriend. No, my ex-girlfriend. She’d just dumped me two days before the contest,” Cobra tells Weekly Playboy. “The air sex display I put on that day was, in my mind at least, supposed to be the farewell fling I really wanted to have with my girlfriend. It was the best possible condition I could have been in going into the competition.”

Cobra then gives an eight-and-a-half-minute display of air sex for the weekly, with moves including ear nibbling, sphincter licking, attaching a condom while kissing, ejaculation and afterglow. Cobra says that the knack of fake fornicating lies in openness.

“You can’t care about what women watching your performance are thinking about you. When you get down to air sex, you’ve got to immerse yourself in the air sex world,” Cobra says. “Air sex can’t be performed in half-measures. If it is, you’re only asking for trouble.”

Air sexpert Sugisaku agrees. “If you get nervous, air sex is impossible.”