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A colleage suggested that the vibrating head might symbolise the president thinking until I pointed out that the Parass Hilton model also had the same feature. So we agreed that it couldn’t symbolise thinking.

Both are available from celebritybuttplugs.com where you can even get a plugs of yourself made for particularly intimate moments with that very special one … or two.

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