Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

Sexy Tsubasa thinks air sex is over rated. Click the pic

Back in September 2006 Ochi “Dainoji” Yosuke of Japan became the 11th World Air Guitar Champion. But Japan also has another Air Champion. A gentleman who goes by the name of Cobra is worlds first Air Sex Champion.

“Air sex was invented by guys who couldn’t get girlfriends, but desperately want to have sex,” J-Taro Sugisaku, the self-professed creator of air sex, tells Japan’s Weekly Playboy.

Just as air guitar is playing a non-existent guitar, air sex is fucking a non-existent partner. Technique is important but it can also be revealing. According to Sugisaku “Normally what happens with a display is that you perform the same way you normally would when having sex. I’ve seen guys who put on air sex shows that clearly display they’re still virgins. I’ve also seen other guys perform such incredibly authentic fake fellatio that nobody has been left in any doubt that they could only be bisexual.”

Cobra’s theory for successful air sex is that it involves more than just blowing. “On the day that I reached the top, the day I became world champion, I was thinking of my

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Dubya has had his head stuck up his ass for years, now find out what it is like to have it stuck up yours. Introducing the new George Dubya Tush butt plug from Celebrity Butt Plugs. There are two models a static and ‘Assquake’ vibrating head version.

A colleage suggested that the vibrating head might symbolise the president thinking until I pointed out that the Parass Hilton model also had the same feature. So we agreed that it couldn’t symbolise thinking.

Both are available from celebritybuttplugs.com where you can even get a plugs of yourself made for particularly intimate moments with that very special one … or two.

For everyone else I suggest you click on the picture to get a free gallery of the adorable Gik from Little Brown Fucking Machines and have a good wank

An article in the Wall Street Journal recently took more than 700 words to tell us modern Japanese women have bigger tits than a generation ago and that this has been turned into a marketing phenomenon called ‘bon-kyu-bon’ or big-small-big. Think 36-23-36

Frankly I think a couple of pictures would have done the job better and we wouldn’t have had to read through all the designer brand and product name name-dropping. ie Mr Thing from trendy bra manufacturer says women in their 20s wear bras two sizes bigger than their mothers used to. And guess who’s donuts are responsible for the change.

Throughout the roll-call of brands the author completely forgot to mention plastic surgery and it’s rapidly growing popularity. Oh well, here are some pictures of two Japanese lovelies comparing each others bon-kyu-bon. Big or small I think you find them a lot more interesting than the WSJ.

The world’s highest swing has been unveiled on the TV tower in Harbin City way up in the northeast of China. If the cold air doesn’t take your breath away the sight of the town swooshing by 750 feet (228 metres) beneath your ass certainly will.

Believe me I know. Some years ago went up over Macau (also in China) in a micro-light (or was it an ultra-light) airplane. It was a bit like a large golf umbrella with a lawn mower motor and two seats. One for the pilot and one for me.

I’d been asked to take photos of the patch of mud and bulldozers that is now Macau airport. A chore that requires both hands … meaning that I had to place my trust entirely in the seat belt or cling to a piece of wire with my teeth.

After the 10 minute flight it took an hour of undivided attention from one of the charming employees at the Mona Lisa massage parlour to restore my equilibrium.

Macau is the Las Vegas of Asia. When you’ve done pouring your wad into Stanley Ho or Steve Wynn’s pockets you can throw yourself off the Macau Tower. Really!

At 760 feet (233 metres) this is the world’s highest bungy jump. Adding to the experience is the fact that your fall is only a few metres from the concrete side of the tower so you can see just how fast you are plummeting.

The fee entitles you to a certificate, a membership card and an exclusive t-shirt. Diapers are not included.

Our model today is Lily Koh she can leap on my bungy anytime. Click here or on the main pic for movies. Click here for photos