Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

Let’s face it carousing and philandering go hand in hand and back in the old days Hong Kong used to be a pretty good place for both. It still is but it got better … er or worse depending on your perspective. There are now more bars to hang out in and a lot more working girls.

But back then you had a pretty small choice of beer to drink; Carlsberg, Heineken and (locally brewed) San Miguel was about it. They did the job but they weren’t great beers. Now there is a much wider range of very impressive beers, both imported from all over the world, and micro-brewed locally.

Unfortunately this means that my last attempt at carousing was highly successful but the philandering was a bit of a washout.

Enjoy these horny Hong Kong Babes.

It dawned on me late on Friday night while I was sucking back a beer in a place called Fenwicks in Hong Kong.

There is a lot of neon in Hong Kong but one of the first you see is the sign that says “Welcome to Hong Kong: Asia’s World City”. So you think to yourself; “Well what the fuck is that supposed to mean?” But within a few seconds you’ve dismissed it as just advertising twaddle and moved on.

I came to Hong Kong for the annual Rugby Sevens. Yes it is a sporting event but it is more than just a sporting event it’s a stadium party. But more on that later.

I was standing in this place called Fenwicks, a large and noisy disco that was packed to the rafters. In front of me was a dark-eyed girl, I could see her mouth was moving but I couldn’t hear a word because of the loud music. Not that it mattered, I already knew what she wanted.

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