Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

You can buy Viagra over the counter in Bangkok. I get mine from a little pharmacy in Patpong for 450 baht per tab. He sells them singly and will cut them in half for you as as well. Now you’re thinking, “what does a handsome, virile, studly fellow such as myself need Viagra for?” Well I’m glad you asked.

On Sukhumvit Soi 12 there is a massage parlour called Darling, it’s just a few doors down from a restaurant called Cabbages and Condoms. Yes really, I’m not making this up. At Darling normal service, which includes a hot soapy bath, a pretty good massage by a naked girl and a fuck costs 2,500 baht for 90 minutes.

But in Bangkok normal is just too weird to be considered. Instead a two girl sandwich can be enjoyed at the discounted price of 4,000 baht, and a triple trio can be negotiated at an even more attractive discount.

Time is limited however, and if you are going to make sure all of your fuck-ees get an adequate seeing to that little blue diamond really does help to minimize the downtime and maximise the pleasure ratio.

To find out more about the pleasure ratio click here.