Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

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It was a hot sticky evening and I was in a taxi, barreling down Jalan Thamrin in Jakarta, on my way into town from the airport. The driver, in lieu of conversation, had already listed the current Manchester United squad and had started on Liverpool when he remembered something.

“New American Restaurant.” he suddenly blurted and, in his excitement, swerved and nearly knocked over a newspaper vendor. “Look, look”, he said, grabbing my arm with one hand and pointing with the other, leaving me to wonder who was doing the steering.

I caught a brief glimpse of the golden arches flickering between the trees then they were gone. We continued our breakneck journey as the Monas monument, referred to by some wags as President Soekarno’s last erection, hove into view.

We seemed to go around the monument several times before doubling back and turning into the little residential street where I was staying. “American restaurant”, he said again as if to reassure himself. He tapped his meter to see if he could get it to click over one more time before finally coming to a halt.

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Click here if you want to fuck me

This model is called Pink Pimpa, even her name gives me a stiffy. Pink has a bald pussy. I enlarged the pictures as much as I could to see if it ws natuarally bald. Some Thai girls have naturally bald or almost bald pussies.

I remember the first time I saw one, it just had some very light, downy hair. I went and stood on the far side of the room and said “How old are you?”

“Thirty-two.” she replied. This was not the answer I was hoping for either. I hadn’t discovered the delights of MILFs yet and came as big a shock as the bald pussy. I’d assumed she was around twenty-one or twenty-two.

I’ve since discovered that Asian girls often look younger than they really are.

Well it obviously wasn’t the first time she’d surprised a Bangkok newbie, she took my consternation in her stride; “See” she said pointing at her eyebrow “no eye, no pussy.” Then she laughed uncontrollably. I could feel my stiffy returning with a vengeance. No eye, no pussy? … we’ll see about that I thought. So I drilled one and came in the other. See if you can guess which.

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Dow here is not 75 yet but she is a sexy older Asian. Click the picture to see her tits and pussy

I found an interesting story in the South China Morning Post this week.

Appartently a 75-year old prostitute got busted for providing sexual services to a 60-year old man. Obviously a gentleman who has been into MILFs for a good many years.

The young lady pleaded guilty to soliciting for immoral purposes earlier this year after being arrested leaving a building in Sham Shui Po with a customer. The Shanghai native promised the court she would never sell herself for sex again.

She was fined HK$20 (about US$2.50) and told she was a very naughty girl.

The story didn’t say exactly what services she provided, which I thought was rather unsporting of them. But it is encouraging to think that, even in our twilight years, the closeness of strangers can still warm the heart and get the blood pumping.

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It was baking hot outside, the air heavy and still, it always gets like that when there’s a storm brewing. I’d given up trying to do any work and gone out in search of lunch. I got as far a Starbucks and ordered a coffee.

For some reason the girl behind the counter made me think of Candy. She didn’t look like Candy, didn’t even have a similar hair style so whatever it was it was more subtle. She handed me the coffee and a donut. Something in her eyes, perhaps, that made me wonder if she gave as good a blow job as Candy. Whatever it was I knew I needed to see Candy.

I finished the coffee, hopped into a taxi and headed to Wanchai. I hadn’t been to see Candy for weeks. She is a Hong Kong girl, and a regular little Suzie Wong. She also lives four flights up in an old building that doesn’t have an elevator so by the time I got to the door I was dripping with sweat.

She tried to give me her angry face but I could see in her lovely almond shaped eyes she was happy to see me.

“What you want?”, she pouted.

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Lam Yee wants to slurp your noodle

There are some wags that claim that Chinese women are like Chinese meals, half an hour after you’ve had one you want another one. All I can say to them is they should plan their meals more thoughtfully, they should be able to get from lunch to dinner time without serious malnutrition.

As for women half an hour sounds about right but race is irrelevant. That said Hong Kong is a gourmets paradise boasting top class totty from all over the world. Blondes from Russia and Eastern Europe are popular with the high flying executive class as are the fair skinned leggy babes from Beijing and China’s northern provinces.

Along the Wanchai strip the pole dancers are largely from southeast Asia. Philippines, Thailand and Vietnam all being well represented. Buy one a drink, find a discreet corner and she’ll dance on your pole for a while.

Finding the one woman brothels or 141 girls requires a degree of skill and insider information. The gals, mostly from southern China but there are some locals, go to Honkers on a 1 month visa rent an apartment for a month and save up some hard cash.

Also, if one knows where to look, you can find gals from Japan and Korea.

Of course, if you are on a tight budget you can hit the bars and discos of Wanchai and Lan Kwai Fong and try cruising for freelancers or good old freebies there’s a good chance you’ll get lucky. And even if you don’t get laid there are loads of great restaurants to console yourself in.

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Chelsea

I was travelling on the Chao Phraya River Express, a waterborne bus service that is one of the quickest and most pleasant ways of getting from one side of Bangkok to the other. I was sitting on the port side but between me and the water was a rather delicious young lady.

Fortunately I could pretend I was absorbed in the sights along the river bank but really I was drinking in every detail of this strikingly beautiful person. She had shiny black shoulder length hair, with just a few streaks for highlights. Her full lips and cute button nose were complemented deep brown eyes into which I could happily fall and drown.

The Chao Phraya River Express glides past the Temple of Dawn

There was not a trace of make-up, she didn’t need it. A pale pink t-shirt and tight black jeans hugged breasts and bum that were firm, compact and appeared to be totally edible. I was transfixed.

I was snapped out of my reverie when she turned, looked calmly into my eyes and said, with a graceful little smile, “Choose me please.”

My knees turned to jelly, my stomach leapt into my mouth and my heart did somersaults up and down the gangway while singing the sailors hornpipe.

“Choose me please”, she said again a little more urgently this time and pointing at my hairy knees. Alas, she merely wanted to get off the boat and I was blocking her exit.

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