Seymour Totti’s Foreign Policy

Although the term ‘Little Brown Fucking Machine’ goes way back to the Vietnam war I first heard it in Hong Kong back in the mid-eighties. The phrase was (and still is) used to describe the territories vast army of domestic helpers, most of whom whom are imported from the Philippines.

Sunday was the traditional day off and every week after lunch they would pour into discos in Wanchai, such as Pussycat and Makati, that opened especially for them. The Filipinas were augmented by Thai restaurant workers and a few Indonesians. And, of course, a varied selection of working girls.

When I discovered the Little Brown Fucking Machines website it brought on, first, a smile of recognition then a wave of nostalgia. I spent many a happy Sunday afternoon chasing LBFMs and even if I failed to get lucky on the dance floor I could always head into one of the girly bars and watch Thai or Filipina pole dancers.

The pictures and videos on this site seem to be fairly evenly split between Thai and Filipina and between boy/girl, girl/girl and solo girl. And, on occassion, girl/banana and other intriguing objects.

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In response to the numerous e-mails I have recieved, yes, it is still safe to visit Thailand. I arrived there the day after the coup and everything seemed calm and quiet. The most unusual thing was the number of people that were wearing yellow t-shirts in support of the King (yellow is the Kings birth colour), and by extension, the military. Go along to the administrative district and have your photo taken next to a tank.

It remains to be seen how well the unpopular 2.00am closing time law holds up.

Here are some pictures of delicious Viky from Met Art, she had nothing to do with the coup but she looks better than a bunch of soldiers and she will still make you stand to attention

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Click on Arti’s skirt to see underneath

It was a hot sticky evening and I was in a taxi, barreling down Jalan Thamrin in Jakarta, on my way into town from the airport. The driver, in lieu of conversation, had already listed the current Manchester United squad and had started on Liverpool when he remembered something.

“New American Restaurant.” he suddenly blurted and, in his excitement, swerved and nearly knocked over a newspaper vendor. “Look, look”, he said, grabbing my arm with one hand and pointing with the other, leaving me to wonder who was doing the steering.

I caught a brief glimpse of the golden arches flickering between the trees then they were gone. We continued our breakneck journey as the Monas monument, referred to by some wags as President Soekarno’s last erection, hove into view.

We seemed to go around the monument several times before doubling back and turning into the little residential street where I was staying. “American restaurant”, he said again as if to reassure himself. He tapped his meter to see if he could get it to click over one more time before finally coming to a halt.

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This model is called Pink Pimpa, even her name gives me a stiffy. Pink has a bald pussy. I enlarged the pictures as much as I could to see if it ws natuarally bald. Some Thai girls have naturally bald or almost bald pussies.

I remember the first time I saw one, it just had some very light, downy hair. I went and stood on the far side of the room and said “How old are you?”

“Thirty-two.” she replied. This was not the answer I was hoping for either. I hadn’t discovered the delights of MILFs yet and came as big a shock as the bald pussy. I’d assumed she was around twenty-one or twenty-two.

I’ve since discovered that Asian girls often look younger than they really are.

Well it obviously wasn’t the first time she’d surprised a Bangkok newbie, she took my consternation in her stride; “See” she said pointing at her eyebrow “no eye, no pussy.” Then she laughed uncontrollably. I could feel my stiffy returning with a vengeance. No eye, no pussy? … we’ll see about that I thought. So I drilled one and came in the other. See if you can guess which.

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Dow here is not 75 yet but she is a sexy older Asian. Click the picture to see her tits and pussy

I found an interesting story in the South China Morning Post this week.

Appartently a 75-year old prostitute got busted for providing sexual services to a 60-year old man. Obviously a gentleman who has been into MILFs for a good many years.

The young lady pleaded guilty to soliciting for immoral purposes earlier this year after being arrested leaving a building in Sham Shui Po with a customer. The Shanghai native promised the court she would never sell herself for sex again.

She was fined HK$20 (about US$2.50) and told she was a very naughty girl.

The story didn’t say exactly what services she provided, which I thought was rather unsporting of them. But it is encouraging to think that, even in our twilight years, the closeness of strangers can still warm the heart and get the blood pumping.

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