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A court in Athens has ruled that Lesbians can still be gay. Residents of the island of Lesbos had been trying to get the word lesbian, when used as a term for gay people, banned saying it was an insult to their identity. But a court in the Greek capital disagreed. So did Vassilis Chirdaris, lawyer for the Gay and Lesbian Union of Greece who said; “This is a good decision for lesbians everywhere.”

The islands name was given to gay women in recognition of the female poet Sappho, who wrote love poems about both women and men around 600 BC.

Lesbos is a popular gathering place for gay women from around the world particularly the village of Eressos where the poet is said to have been born. I think the residents of Lesbos should loosen up a bit and say thanks for tourist dollars.

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It’s been a bit quiet round here lately, I haven’t seen anything particularly amusing in the news and I’ve been up to my bollocks in work. I mean regular work, the nasty stuff that gets the bills paid. This work just pays for beer and hookers and I’ve been celibate for 48 hours chaps!!!!

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If the earth didn’t actually move for them at least the car in which they were humping did. In fact it rolled off the edge of a cliff.

According to Today News Lin Gu, 25, and Lee Shin, 29 had driven to the edge of a hill in XinDian, Taiwan to engage in a spot of clandestine nookie. Unfortunately they forgot the hand-brake. As their passions intensified the car bounced clean over the edge and down a 150 foot cliff face into the valley below.

Amazingly they survived. They managed to scramble back up to the road where, battered, bruised and covered in mud, Lee asked Gu to keep walking while she sought help at a nearby house. Homeowner Chen Chenggang said Lee pleaded with him not to reveal how the accident happened as her husband “would definitely sue for divorce”.

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Tak ka tan: A bit like Pringles with legs

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Her lacquered fingers delicately pulled the wings away from the body, the legs were similarly dispatched. The torso she popped deftly between ruby red lips. “Arroy” she said. I raised my eyebrows, cockroaches taste good huh? “Not a cockloach!” she replied as she slipped off her stool to go and get me another beer.

Thai cuisine is famous all over the world and restaurants catering to lovers of the countries gastronomic delights flourish everywhere from Sydney to Seattle. But if you’ve had the pleasure of sitting at the beer bars in say, Nana Plaza, for any length of time you may have noticed that some of the things that the girls put into their mouths bare little resemblance to the things you see on Thai menus in the western world.

The other evening, while propping up the bar at Playskool, I issued a five-hundred baht note (about US$15) to two delightful ladies and commissioned them to return with snacks. This is what they brought:

Som tam

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Ferocious: som tam

The Tourist Authority of Thailand likes to claim that fried rice is the national dish but considering Thai cuisine is famous for being spicy a plate of kao pad seems a bit pedestrian for a national dish. Tom yam goong is the hot, sour prawn soup that all Thai restaurants have on the menu but for the average Thai that’s a luxury dish.

Som tam on the other hand is cheap and available everywhere. Every neighbourhood has it som tam lady and if you ever need to catch up on local gossip go talk to her. The som tam lady knows everything.

It is made from grated/julienned green papaya which is mixed in a mortar with tomato, fish sauce, sugar, lime juice and a fiendish amount of chilli.

It is often garnished with freshwater crab but I refuse that. Eating crab from a polluted river that has been stored in a plastic jar through the heat of a Bangkok day is too much like asking for trouble.

Ka nom jin
Noodles, again with a very spicy sauce. The recipes for this are many and have been handed down through the generations. This one had prawns, string beans and plenty of chilli but it disappeared over the other side of the bar somewhere, I only sample a small fork-full

Neur bing/Moo bing

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Making kaoneow bing

Neur is beef and moo is pork. These were strips of the respective meats dried, cut into strips and barbecued. The strips are about the length of a finger but a bit thinner and are tough and chewy.

Kao neow/Kao neow bing
Kao neow is sticky rice. The rice grains are soaked overnight and then steamed in a rattan basket. This produces a congealed, chewy mass of rice which you can break off, roll into balls and dunk in the sauce of your som tam. Kao neow bing sees the rice being flattened out and rolled into discs about four inches in diameter. These are coated with something yellow and a bit cheesy flavoured and barbecued.

Jing leed

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Jing leed: nutty

This is a cricket, wok fried lightly salted and eaten whole. It is quite crunchy and has a delicious nutty flavour. It is about one to one-and-a-half inches long.

Tak ka tan
The common grasshopper and one of the most popular of the insect dishes. This little critter used to devastate crops. When the farmers discovered they were edible they got their own back. These days they are even farmed. Wok fried and lightly salted they taste a bit like Pringles with legs.

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The giant water beetle has quite a bitter taste. It can be eaten whole but I think it is best minced and mixed with chillies, shallots and spring onions and eaten with kao neow. They can also be used to flavour curries.

I didn’t get to try the silk worm larvae or whole load of other interesting things this time around. The dishes are all popular in Issan the north-eastern region of Thailand which borders Laos and Cambodia. This is where most of the girls that work the bars, as well as taxi drivers, construction workers, cleaners etc come from. And they all go down exceedingly well with a bottle or five of cold BeerLao.

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It’s come to my attention the Shady Lady Ranch, a brothel in Nevada, is offering a US$50 gas voucher to customers who spend US$300 or more on services. According to Reuters owner James Davis said he already has had to order another $1,000 set of gas vouchers because the first $1,000 were spent in one week. Brothels are illegal in most of the US but legal in parts of Nevada. The rebate would just about cover the cost of a round-trip journey from Las Vegas.

I shall be bringing this to the attention of the management at the Darling Massage Parlour. Hopefully I’ll be able to convince them to reimburse my Skytrain fares on future visits.

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. . . . . . . Melons that give me a stiffy

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According to a story on ananova.com eating fresh watermelon produces the same effect as taking Viagra. You do have to eat rather a lot of it though. Six slices according to the article but it fails to say how big the slices should be.

The active ingredient in the melon is called citrulline. This reacts with an enzyme in the body to create an amino acid called arginine. “Arginine boosts nitric oxide, which relaxes blood vessels, the same basic effect that Viagra has, to treat erectile dysfunction and maybe even prevent it,” said Bhimu Patil, director of Texas A&M University’s Fruit and Vegetable Improvement Centre.

I think this could be great news, watermelons are much cheaper than Viagra and you don’t need a prescription. So next time you see me schlepping up Sukhumvit to Soi 23 with a pocket full of watermelons you’ll know what I’m up to.

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Most ladyboy lovers I’ve spoken to are quick to point out that having sex with ladyboys does not mean that you are gay. “We are still turned on by femininity,” they insist “whereas gay men are attracted to masculinity.”

My old mate Captain Outrageous agrees. “You still treat them as you would regular women, you open doors and stuff like that. In the bedroom you feel like you are having sex with a girl who just happens to have a dick. Once you get over that little barrier you are on your way to some pretty explosive sex.”

I was keen to know about post-ops, ladyboys who have gone the whole hog and had gender re-assignment surgery. “Personally I prefer them with cock intact.” says the Captain. “It adds a little extra to the proceedings and she can’t fake an orgasm like regular girls can. That said there seems to be plenty of guys who favour the post-ops”

But why, isn’t that just going back to square one? “Not at all.” Explains the Cap’n. “What you have to remember is that although she now has the body and genitals of a girl she still has the same lust for wild uninhibited sex that you have. And as I’ve said before; that can get pretty explosive”

Just as there are bars in Patpong that are dedicated to ladyboys there is also a bar, Kings Corner, that is staffed exclusively by post-op ladyboys.

Now the nets first website featuring exclusively post-op ladyboys has just been launched. It’s called Ladyboy Pussy

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